Spilled Milk, LOL

Two updates in one week, you must think all your birthdays must have come at once what! So after church yesterday (BORING!!) me and Eileen took a wee spin out in the car and went off for a picnic in a happy place - a Catholic graveyard lol. Only messing! I took my Gameboy and played Tetris (totally retro) while Eileen drove. Even though she is a woman she is quite a good driver and only made a few mistakes which I didn't neglect to point out lol! She got a bit annoyed and I'm like, what are you getting your knickers in a twist over woman, and she's all like, Blah blah blah and in the end we didn't have a picnic at all. She threw a sandwich at me and I think that's offensive, it was a good sandwich too with a breaded chicken fillet in it lol!

It was one of the biggest fights we ever had, it all comes down to how immature she is. I refused to speak to her all the way home, and instead silently stroked the hamster, who although dull and odorous, I have grown to love very much. Best friends we are, lol! Watch out Jeffrey, the hamster is taking over lol. He's a good protestant hamster too, always dressed in orange. Getting fat though, or maybe preggers lol, must be eating too much, or sneaking out at night into the cages of other local hamsters like a dirty Catholic what!!

Anyway we went home and I went straight upstairs and slammed the bedroom door and got out my Knex (yeah!) and built the coolest monster robot ever and then Jeffrey called round and he built one too and I was like, you're the Catholic - let's fight! Jeffrey got a bit annoyed and in the end nobody liked me, it was a bit of a bad day all round. But then I sat me down and wrote a wee hate note to the pope:

GET OFF YOUR THRONE KING RATFACE, NOBODY LIKES YOU AND YOUR EVIL EYES, WHY NOT DO US ALL A FAVOUR AND GROW A SPASTIC KIDNEY

and that cheered me up so all was not lol. I hope Eileen forgives me soon because my tummy is rumbling like a big JCB and I can smell something wafting up the stairs, hopefully it's a frozen pizza (cooking though lol!) but you never can tell with Eileen, it might be marshmallow casserole lol.