Back From The Dead LOL

Now I've been a lazy boy, haven't I LOL. Sure isn't Eileen saying that day in day out. Like a broken record so she is. I haven't written a blog entry in months. I have been busy getting old LOL and eating a lot of sweets from The Sweet Factory which are like £5.00 for a little bag but they are so tasty. But now what with the new stupid pope saying stupid things last week I had to say a few words. Here is my impression of the situation:

RATFACE: Oh I don't like wars and fighting and the Islamics are very violent

ISLAM: No we're not. DIE DIE DIE!

RATFACE: Oh sorry, I was talking about someone else. Ill just get my coat (lightweight) and board the next train to hell.

ISLAM: Too good for you! DIE DIE DIE!

I can't say whose side I am on, it's very confusing LOL. I think I will stay neutral and say the pope is Satan and Islam is maybe Satan's spawn. I couldn't be too sure on it, I haven't read up on the "theology" LOL but I do know one thing: you can't just go round loafing people unless it's with guns in knees - that's the etiquette as they say LOL.

Eileen says I HAVE to comb my hair tonight or birds will be making nests in it LOL. I had better do that now because I really really want to see the OC before I go to bed, I have a few episodes recorded and I really like that Summer, Eileen doesn't look like that LOL!! Right catch you soon, I have more polemics on the pope you won't want to miss it.